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U.S. Army Corps of Engineers

Structural Engineering Certification for Historic Government Assets

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Charlie demands written confirmation from the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers before Orlando sits in a 200-year-old White House chair, citing their authority on structural integrity for historic government property. He invokes them amid Election Night chaos in the Mess, blending protective sarcasm with bureaucratic rigor—Orlando's girth tests antique limits, and only their expert certification suffices. This reference casts them as the definitive source for engineering assessments on fragile presidential artifacts.