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Hypothetical Two Regular Bears (suggested as panda substitutes)

Two unspecified, ordinary bears invoked verbally as a mock replacement for the lonely panda Hsing‑Hsing. Characters describe them as non‑panda ursids—lacking distinctive panda markings—and imagine painting them black‑and‑white as a prank. The bears never appear physically on set; the proposal functions as a spoken prop that prompts sarcasm, humiliation, and a conspiratorial response among staff.
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