Bartlet Sarcastically Dismisses Ten-Year Projections

In the hallway, an exasperated President Bartlet brushes off a staffer's insistence on reviewing dubious ten-year economic projections. He skewers their reliability—demanding accuracy 'within a trillion dollars'—before mock-agreeing with a biting quip to fetch a Ouija board and magic wand alongside the report. This brief, witty clash humanizes Bartlet's weary impatience with bureaucratic minutiae, contrasting trivial formalities against the episode's deeper moral crises like espionage and legacy, while foreshadowing his broader frustrations with institutional absurdities.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Bartlet dismisses the importance of ten-year economic projections with sardonic wit, showcasing his frustration with bureaucratic formalities.

dismissiveness to sarcastic resignation

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Determined insistence veiled by respectful deference under presidential fire

Toby's Office Staffer grips the sheaf of projections tightly, doggedly insisting Bartlet review them despite admitting inaccuracy on trillion-dollar scales, parrying sarcasm with persistence before gratefully accepting the mocking directive to fetch props alongside the report.

Goals in this moment
  • Secure presidential review of the ten-year economic projections
  • Advance bureaucratic process despite evident flaws
Active beliefs
  • Projections warrant executive attention regardless of precision limits
  • Duty compels pushing institutional materials to the President
Character traits
persistent deferential professional earnest
Follow Toby's Office …'s journey

deferential

informs the President about an incoming fax from Jonathan Bartlet, explains the library site issue citing notes on the Historic Barn and Bridges Preservation Act, seeks approval for the second site

Goals in this moment
  • brief the President on the presidential library site complication
  • obtain a decision on proceeding with the second site
Character traits
playful dutiful composed empathetic
Follow Charlie Young's journey

exasperated

sarcastically dismisses the staffer's request to review ten-year projections, mockingly requests a Ouija board and magic wand, discusses a fax from his brother about the presidential library site, initially approves then retracts approval for the second site

Goals in this moment
  • dismiss and mock the unreliable ten-year economic projections
  • express frustration with bureaucratic minutiae and institutional absurdities
  • postpone decision on the presidential library site
Character traits
protective resolute self-aware principled
Follow Josiah Bartlet's journey

significantly mentioned as the President's brother who sent a fax and has been speaking with Neda Wallin about the library site

Goals in this moment
  • resolve the presidential library site selection issue
Character traits
resourceful principled loyal discreet
Follow Jonathan Bartlet's journey

significantly mentioned as counsel to the Bartlet Presidential Library Commission with whom Jonathan Bartlet has been speaking regarding the site

Character traits
diligent precise professional
Follow Neda Wallin's journey

Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Staffer's Ten-Year Economic Projection

Staffer clutches and presents the dense sheaf of decade-spanning fiscal forecasts in the hallway press, its inaccuracy savaged by Bartlet's trillion-dollar sarcasm; it embodies overreaching bureaucracy, tasked for retrieval post-mockery to underscore prophetic delusions amid presidential haste.

Before: Held and actively presented by Toby's Office Staffer …
After: Staffer directed to deliver it with satirical props, …
Before: Held and actively presented by Toby's Office Staffer in West Wing hallway
After: Staffer directed to deliver it with satirical props, remaining in staffer's possession for fulfillment
Bartlet's Satirical Ouija Board

Bartlet invokes this imagined Ouija board as satirical counterpart to projections, its spectral alphabet and planchette evoking absurd prophecy; the demand wilts staffer earnestness, injecting witty absurdity that humanizes impatience without physical manifestation in the corridor clash.

Before: Conceptual and non-existent in physical form
After: Ordered for hypothetical retrieval alongside projections and wand, …
Before: Conceptual and non-existent in physical form
After: Ordered for hypothetical retrieval alongside projections and wand, persisting as rhetorical device
President Bartlet's Magic Wand

Paired in Bartlet's biting quip with Ouija and projections, this ethereal 'magic wand' waves over dubious forecasts as mocked lifeline for precision; its invocation sparks hallway levity, slicing bureaucratic gravity and revealing presidential wit amid institutional grind.

Before: Imaginary prop, unmanifested
After: Remains satirical concept, commanded for fetch in tandem …
Before: Imaginary prop, unmanifested
After: Remains satirical concept, commanded for fetch in tandem with other items

Location Details

Places and their significance in this event

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West Wing Corridor (Exterior Hallway Outside Leo McGarry's Office)

West Wing hallway pulses as improvised arena for Bartlet's skirmish with staffer projections, its continuous flow halting for sarcastic evisceration amid distant activity; shadows and motion amplify transitional frenzy, contrasting bureaucratic trivia against episode's moral weights like spy betrayals.

Atmosphere Urgent and bustling with elite frictions, pierced by sharp presidential sarcasm
Function Impromptu corridor for executive-staffer confrontation
Symbolism Embodies relentless institutional grind invading personal command space
Access Limited to cleared White House personnel and President
Echoing footsteps and muffled voices from adjacent areas Harsh overhead lighting casting dynamic shadows on hurried figures

Narrative Connections

How this event relates to others in the story

What this causes 2
Character Continuity medium

"Bartlet's sardonic dismissal of bureaucratic formalities continues into his later, more profound frustration with the challenges of his presidency."

Exhausted Bartlet Directs Charlie to Shift Calls to Residence
S2E16 · Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's …
Character Continuity medium

"Bartlet's sardonic dismissal of bureaucratic formalities continues into his later, more profound frustration with the challenges of his presidency."

Bartlet's Wearied Vent and Deflection to Leo
S2E16 · Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's …

Key Dialogue

"BARTLET: "Have the ten-year projections ever been close to accurate?""
"STAFFER: "Depends on what you mean by 'close'.""
"BARTLET: "Within a trillion dollars.""
"BARTLET: "Okay. Bring me the ten-year projection, a Ouiji board and a magic wand.""