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S2E22 · Two Cathedrals

Bartlet's Blasphemous Rant Against God and Defiant Reelection Stand

In the emptied National Cathedral post-Mrs. Landingham's funeral, Bartlet brushes off Leo's somber consolation and orders the doors sealed for solitude. Alone at the altar, grief erupts into a raw, Latin-infused tirade accusing God of vindictive cruelty—citing her death, Josh's shooting, lost sailors, and his MS lie—while touting achievements like jobs created and conservation. Grinding a cigarette defiantly into the floor, he rejects divine disfavor and bellows 'You get Hoynes!', spurning party pressure to yield reelection to VP Hoynes, forging a pivotal arc from despair to unyielding resolve amid personal and political crises.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Leo attempts to console Bartlet after Mrs. Landingham's funeral, but Bartlet remains distant and monosyllabic, lost in grief.

comfort to isolation ['National Cathedral sanctuary']

Bartlet requests Leo have the cathedral sealed, creating physical isolation that mirrors his emotional state.

resignation to determination

Bartlet erupts into a furious Latin tirade at God, accusing divine vindictiveness for Mrs. Landingham's death and other tragedies.

suppression to eruption ['Inner Sanctuary']

Bartlet defiantly grinds out a cigarette and declares "You get Hoynes!", signaling his refusal to seek reelection as ultimate rebellion.

rage to bitter resignation

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Scorned political lightning rod, absent yet catalyzing defiance.

Directly invoked in Bartlet's climactic, betrayed shout to the altar—'You get Hoynes!'—as synecdoche for disloyal party elders pushing Bartlet aside for his VP amid MS fallout and faltering polls.

Goals in this moment
  • Leverage Bartlet's concealed MS for seamless succession.
  • Consolidate fundraising and party consensus as heir apparent.
Active beliefs
  • Bartlet's health crisis renders him politically untenable.
  • His own leadership stabilizes Democratic reelection prospects.
Character traits
ambitious opportunistic
Follow John Hoynes's journey

grieving

stands silently at the back of the sanctuary with Leo and Secret Service agents

Goals in this moment
  • vent grief and rage at perceived divine vindictiveness
  • defy divine disfavor and political pressure to yield reelection to Hoynes
  • forge unyielding resolve amid crises
Character traits
politically pragmatic jocular policy‑driven paternal commands institutional authority relational — centers staff and family centralizing (commands staff attention and schedules) centralized authority figure strategically vital intelligent politically consequential (actions and associations create immediate risk) protocol-driven calculating principled in public rhetoric vulnerable emotionally forceful institutionally minded performative control of public optics candid principled politically vulnerable (per party strategists and press) strategic witty/jocular under pressure vulnerable-to-proxy-actions collegial poised decisive principled but electorally mindful resolute constitutional protective (paternal focus on family safety) deliberative ruthless burdened decisive when confronted with moral stakes authoritative/managerial paternal/protective regionally grounded politically strategic supportive traditional weary/resolute authoritative public-facing decisive in crisis loyal blunt protective politically consequential measured committed politically shrewd risk‑aware consequential self-aware witty institutional (symbolic center of staff effort) ceremonial
Follow Josiah Edward …'s journey

Somber and weary, laced with quiet concern beneath avuncular warmth.

Approaches solitary Bartlet at the altar, sighs deeply while praising the service's beauty and eulogizing Mrs. Landingham as a 'real dame, old friend. A real broad,' gently urges return to office for pressing decisions, then nods and walks to agents to relay order sealing the cathedral doors for presidential solitude.

Goals in this moment
  • Offer solace to Bartlet in acute grief.
  • Prompt resumption of leadership duties amid crises.
  • Honor Bartlet's request for momentary isolation.
Active beliefs
  • Mrs. Landingham embodied resilient strength worth honoring.
  • Irrepressible decisions demand immediate presidential attention.
Character traits
loyal empathetic dutiful weary
Follow Leo Thomas …'s journey

Professionally detached and vigilant, betraying no personal sentiment.

Stations stoically at sanctuary rear alongside Abbey and Leo; responds instantly to Leo's relayed command by closing multiple heavy doors with resounding finality, enforcing total privacy for Bartlet's altar confrontation.

Goals in this moment
  • Secure the President's physical isolation and safety.
  • Execute hierarchical orders without hesitation.
Active beliefs
  • Restricted access protocols safeguard executive vulnerability.
  • Chief of Staff directives supersede all in operational chain.
Character traits
disciplined precise impassive
Follow Unnamed Secret …'s journey

referenced in Bartlet's tirade to God as 'Josh Lyman? A warning shot?' linking shooting to divine cruelty

Character traits
proactive insightful combative frustrated strategic pragmatic resolute urgent decisive under pressure supportive authoritative concerned loyal empathetic protective politically calculating intense insistent anxious witty high‑strung / harried
Follow Joshua Lyman's journey

Organizations Involved

Institutional presence and influence

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U.S. Secret Service

Agents embody the organization's ironclad mandate by flanking the sanctuary rear and slamming shut heavy doors on Leo's crisp order, transforming the vast cathedral into an inviolable cocoon for Bartlet's unbridled spiritual-political catharsis amid grief, embodying crisis choreography shielding raw vulnerability.

Representation Via on-site agents enacting protective protocols under White House command.
Power Dynamics Subservient to Chief of Staff yet authoritative in enforcing spatial security over all present.
Impact Affirms Secret Service as indispensable buffer melding personal loss with national command continuity.
Isolate President for undisturbed personal reckoning. Uphold perimeter integrity during high-emotion post-funeral phase. Physical enforcement of access denial. Seamless integration with executive staff directives.

Narrative Connections

How this event relates to others in the story

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Character Continuity

"Mrs. Landingham's challenge to young Jed to confront his father parallells her spiritual challenge to President Bartlet to confront his divine and political crises, culminating in his defiant 'You get Hoynes!' declaration."

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Symbolic Parallel medium

"The image of young Jed being reprimanded for smoking in the chapel and Bartlet defiantly grinding a cigarette under his heel in the same cathedral, symbolizing rebellion against authority across time."

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Symbolic Parallel medium

"The image of young Jed being reprimanded for smoking in the chapel and Bartlet defiantly grinding a cigarette under his heel in the same cathedral, symbolizing rebellion against authority across time."

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Symbolic Parallel medium

"The image of young Jed being reprimanded for smoking in the chapel and Bartlet defiantly grinding a cigarette under his heel in the same cathedral, symbolizing rebellion against authority across time."

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What this causes 3
Escalation

"Bartlet's defiant rejection of reelection in the cathedral escalates to his silent, resolute commitment at the press conference, showing his full arc from surrender to determination."

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Escalation

"Bartlet's defiant rejection of reelection in the cathedral escalates to his silent, resolute commitment at the press conference, showing his full arc from surrender to determination."

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Escalation

"Bartlet's defiant rejection of reelection in the cathedral escalates to his silent, resolute commitment at the press conference, showing his full arc from surrender to determination."

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Key Dialogue

"BARTLET: "You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that?""
"BARTLET: "Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug?""
"BARTLET: "You get Hoynes!""