Rolling Pins and The Hague: Local Optics Meet International Exposure
Plot Beats
The narrative micro-steps within this event
Margaret informs Leo about the unusual sight of women with aprons and rolling pins at Mrs. Bartlet's Madison event, hinting at a brewing PR issue.
Who Was There
Characters present in this moment
Mildly concerned and slightly bemused — she recognizes the incongruity and why it matters even amid bigger problems.
Enters Leo's office with an incoming call report, relays the odd detail about women in aprons and rolling pins at Mrs. Bartlet's Madison event, flags it as a potential optics problem, and prompts Leo to send Fitzwallace in. She functions as the information conduit between field reports and the Chief of Staff.
- • Make Leo aware of any campaign-event disruptions that could become PR problems
- • Ensure the appropriate senior official (Fitzwallace) speaks to Leo if necessary
- • Keep the information flow clean and prioritized
- • Small visual stunts can metastasize into media narratives
- • Leo needs concise, prioritized updates rather than chatter
- • Campaign optics matter even during security crises
Gravely serious and urgent — Fitzwallace carries the weight of operational candor and the responsibility to warn civilian leadership.
Enters, closes the door, and delivers a terse, operationally specific briefing: U.S. forces conducted a legitimate SAR with allies, then concealed a downed Qumari plane by dismantling its ELT and scattering wreckage. He frames the consequences bluntly — inviting Hague scrutiny for the President.
- • Inform Leo truthfully about the operational facts and legal risks
- • Ensure civilian leadership understands the potential Hague exposure
- • Prompt Leo to reconsider political/legal posture regarding international tribunals
- • Operational facts must be relayed plainly to civilian leadership
- • If evidence surfaces, international courts will pursue accountability regardless of U.S. objections
- • Military professionalism can cover tracks, but political fallout remains separate and real
Not present in the scene; inferred vulnerability and resolute refusal (as voiced by Leo) to submit to foreign tribunal jurisdiction.
Mentioned by Fitzwallace as the individual whose political and legal exposure is at stake; not present but the object of defensive rhetoric by Leo and the implied target of The Hague's potential actions.
- • Remain politically protected and avoid international legal prosecution
- • Maintain command and continuity of the administration
- • The presidency is not answerable to foreign tribunals in practice
- • Institutional prerogatives and national sovereignty shield the President
Activist energy — their presence reads as agitated or performative protest rather than calm supporters.
Approximately twenty women appear at Mrs. Bartlet's Madison event wearing aprons and carrying rolling pins — a theatrical, domestic-themed protest that catches local attention and generates a call to Margaret back in Washington.
- • Attract attention to whatever grievance or message they carry
- • Disrupt or reframe Mrs. Bartlet's event through domestic symbolism
- • Generate media coverage and force a response from the campaign
- • Visual symbolism (aprons/rolling pins) will amplify their message
- • Local stunts can influence national optics if picked up by press
- • The First Lady event is a high-visibility target for demonstration
Initially mildly amused and dismissive, quickly shifting to guarded concern and defensive resolve when national-security implications surface.
Sitting at his desk, receiving Margaret's odd PR tip, making a light quip about pies, then listening stone-faced as Fitzwallace details a deliberate military cover-up that could implicate the President. He delegates continued contact and pushes back verbally against Hague consequences.
- • Assess how serious the Madonna/apron rolling-pins PR issue is
- • Absorb Fitzwallace's security briefing and determine next administrative steps
- • Protect the President from immediate political and legal exposure
- • Keep channels open for updates during a fluid day
- • Small campaign optics can be managed without panicking the operation
- • Institutional prerogative: preserve presidential prerogative and avoid foreign legal entanglements
- • Military assurances (from Fitzwallace) are credible but must be monitored
- • Political theater (aprons) should not distract from national-security priorities
Objects Involved
Significant items in this scene
The aprons are a conspicuous costume element worn by roughly twenty women at Mrs. Bartlet's Madison event; Margaret reports them as a visual protest prop that could become a media story, turning domestic imagery into political theater.
The Qumar plane's Emergency Locator Transmitter (ELT) is cited as intentionally dismantled by U.S. special forces; its removal is described as a clear, incriminating act that turns an accident into evidence — and therefore into potential proof for The Hague.
Navy Avenger bombers are invoked as part of the Bermuda Triangle's catalog of vanished craft; referenced by Fitzwallace to normalize the area as a location where planes disappear among many wrecks, used to justify how easily the Qumari plane could be hidden.
The rescue plane that went in after the missing jet is mentioned as among the losses that make the Bermuda Triangle a convenient cover story; its inclusion reinforces the depth and complexity of wreckage that could mask the Qumari plane.
The downed Qumar plane is the central piece of military and legal threat described by Fitzwallace: deliberately disassembled and dispersed to hide U.S. involvement, it functions narratively as the latent liability that converts a day of campaign headaches into a constitutional and international crisis.
Location Details
Places and their significance in this event
Madison, Wisconsin is the geographic setting for the First Lady's event and the protesters; its Midwestern locale underscores the campaign's grassroots surface and how regional oddities can force Washington attention.
The Hague is presented as the juridical endpoint — the international tribunal that could summon the President if incriminating evidence surfaces; it converts operational secrecy into legal jeopardy.
Mrs. Bartlet's Madison Event is the immediate locus of the apron-and-rolling-pin protest; it functions as a local battleground for campaign optics and the origin point of the call that interrupts Leo's day, highlighting how small, theatrical actions can ripple into national staffing concerns.
The Bermuda Triangle is invoked by Fitzwallace as the maritime/atmospheric cover in which planes disappear; narratively it provides a convenient, almost mythical setting to explain how wreckage can be buried among other losses, enabling U.S. concealment.
Limestone Cliffs are cited as one of the places where wreckage was buried; they function practically as the rugged hiding spots that make discovery difficult and legally complicate attribution of the crash.
Organizations Involved
Institutional presence and influence
The U.S. Navy is implicated as the service whose assets and personnel — including Avenger bombers and supporting rescue planes — form part of the narrative used to normalize lost aircraft and mask the Qumari plane. Its institutional resources enabled the operational actions Fitzwallace describes.
The United Kingdom is described as a participating SAR partner whose legitimate search activities are used to veil U.S. concealment; their involvement functions diplomatically to smooth the narrative while complicating full attribution.
SEALs are explicitly named as the operators who dismantled ELTs and scattered wreckage; they are the kinetic instrument of the concealment and thus central to the transformation of an accident into potentially prosecutable conduct.
Special Ops teams are cited alongside SEALs as the professional units who disassembled and dispersed the wreckage; collectively they provide the operational muscle that enabled the cover-up Fitzwallace describes.
The International Criminal Court (represented here conceptually by 'The Hague') is invoked as the legal body that could pursue war-crimes charges if evidence emerges; it functions as the principal external check on executive action in the scene's moral calculus.
The UK and Royal Qumari Guard are cited as participants in a 'legitimate' SAR that served as the cover story; they function narratively as allied actors whose involvement provides plausible coalition activity that can obscure unilateral U.S. concealment.
Narrative Connections
How this event relates to others in the story
"Fitzwallace's warning about potential war crimes charges for the President escalates the Qumar investigation's stakes, prompting Bartlet's immediate return to Washington."
"Fitzwallace's warning about potential war crimes charges for the President escalates the Qumar investigation's stakes, prompting Bartlet's immediate return to Washington."
Key Dialogue
"MARGARET: Do you have any idea why there were women with aprons and rolling pins at Mrs. Bartlet's Madison event this morning?"
"FITZWALLACE: The tracks are covered."
"FITZWALLACE: I don't know what would happen to you and me but I'm pretty sure the President would be invited to see the inside of the Hague."
"LEO: Yeah, well, they can invite all they want. He ain't going."