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S2E18 · STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION — Up the Long Ladder

Transporter Stampede: Bringloidi Barnyard Chaos

Picard overrides Troi's cultural cautions and orders an immediate evacuation, privileging lives over protocol. Riker protests about a dispute with the colony leader, but Picard cuts him off — a decision that precipitates physical and moral disorder. Moments later the bridge (and then the transporter room) fills with bleating goats, clucking chickens and panicked colonists as O'Brien struggles to contain the chaos. The lament about centuries of isolation, the animal noises, and O'Brien's alarm simultaneously set up shipboard strain, cultural collision, and the narrative turn toward medical, security, and moral complications.

Plot Beats

The narrative micro-steps within this event

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Animal noise bleeds onto the Bridge, and O'Brien calls up in alarm, pulling Picard toward the unfolding mess in the Transporter Room.

tense focus to bemused alarm ['Transporter Room (via com)']

O'Brien gapes as Bringloidi and livestock pour off the transporter pad, the Enterprise suddenly hosting goats, chickens, and pigs.

alarm to chaotic disbelief ['Transporter Room']

Who Was There

Characters present in this moment

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Panicked distress — reacting to sudden movement and strangers with noisy protest.

Piglets and pigs make high‑pitched squeals as they are beamed aboard, adding an organic, disruptive soundtrack that heightens O'Brien's alarm and the scene's visceral discomfort.

Goals in this moment
  • Remain near familiar humans who handle them
  • Avoid perceived physical danger
Active beliefs
  • Handlers will secure their safety
  • Transport conditions are temporary and will stabilize
Character traits
distressed vocal messy
Follow Refugee Pigs's journey

Stressed and alarmed — scrambling to impose order while recognizing the limits of the transporter in this situation.

From the transporter room, he radios an urgent warning to the captain about the unfolding chaos, then confronts a platform jammed with frightened refugees and livestock, visibly overwhelmed.

Goals in this moment
  • Stabilize transporter operations and prevent accidents during mass beaming
  • Protect colonists and livestock from harm and maintain platform integrity
Active beliefs
  • Transporter systems require controlled conditions to function safely
  • An unregulated influx of people and animals will compromise safety and procedure
Character traits
competent overwhelmed practical
Follow Miles O'Brien's journey

Agitated and confused — reacting to crowded, unfamiliar spaces with frantic noise.

Chickens arrive along with refugees, their clucking and fluttering contributing to sensory overload; loose birds even spill into corridors drawing Picard and Worf's attention.

Goals in this moment
  • Find perches or containment amid transport
  • Avoid panic by staying close to handlers
Active beliefs
  • Proximity to caretakers reduces immediate threat
  • Enclosed spaces require escape behaviors
Character traits
noisy skittish physically intrusive
Follow Barnyard Chickens's journey

Fearful urgency mixed with practical focus on salvaging what matters to them (people and livestock).

Group of refugees being beamed up; their arrival with animals converts a technical rescue into a cultural collision — anxious, noisy and physically intrusive in the transporter room.

Goals in this moment
  • Reach the safety of the Enterprise with personal and communal possessions intact
  • Preserve cultural continuity through keeping animals and goods
Active beliefs
  • Survival requires taking familiar resources when possible
  • Starfleet rescue should be used to preserve, not erase, community way of life
Character traits
panicked determined communal
Follow Bringloidi Crowd …'s journey

Determined and earthy — focused on preserving his people's essentials and dignity amid the upheaval.

Arrives on the transporter platform with Bringloidi refugees and livestock, actively disembarking animals and people, embodying the colony's priority to preserve living stock even during evacuation.

Goals in this moment
  • Ensure his people and their livestock are transported safely to the ship
  • Maintain cultural practices and property (livestock) during relocation
Active beliefs
  • Livestock are essential to the community's survival and must not be abandoned
  • Practical survival decisions trump Starfleet's aesthetic or procedural norms
Character traits
boisterous pragmatic protective
Follow Danilo's journey

Resolute urgency — calm command masking the pressure of a rapidly closing deadline.

Issues an uncompromising, time-driven order to evacuate; interrupts Riker's com report and overrides Troi's cultural warning, converting analytic information into immediate directive.

Goals in this moment
  • Evacuate the endangered population before the stellar flares arrive
  • Prevent delay from procedural or cultural objections that would cost lives
Active beliefs
  • Lives are the paramount concern in an imminent environmental catastrophe
  • Command decisions must prioritize practical results over cultural niceties when time is short
Character traits
decisive authoritative utilitarian
Follow Jean-Luc Picard's journey

Detached objectivity; focused on accurate reporting rather than moral judgement.

Provides clinical sensor data: life‑form readings, absence of advanced communications, and stellar flare projections that establish the factual basis for Picard's urgent decision.

Goals in this moment
  • Deliver accurate environmental and biological data to inform command decisions
  • Maintain clarity under time pressure so command can act
Active beliefs
  • Objective sensor information should drive operational choices
  • Timely, precise data reduces decision risk in crisis
Character traits
analytical precise neutral
Follow Data's journey

Alert, duty‑bound — aware of tactical constraints and the operational consequences of commands.

Reports lack of response to hails and absence of artificial power; warns transport windows are constrained by shields and stellar flares when Picard orders immediate evacuation.

Goals in this moment
  • Ensure transport operations occur only when ships' systems allow safe passage
  • Protect the ship and crew by coordinating transport within shield windows
Active beliefs
  • Operational safety protocols (like shield timing) cannot be ignored without risk
  • Clear tactical information is essential to execute an evacuation successfully
Character traits
alert pragmatic concise
Follow Worf's journey

Focused and mildly frustrated—balancing field tensions with obedience to orders.

On com from the caverns; relays headcount and condition, reports an altercation with the colony leader, prepares to execute Picard's transport order despite the dispute.

Goals in this moment
  • Get the colonists transported to the ship efficiently
  • Resolve or contain the local altercation enough to proceed
Active beliefs
  • Immediate extraction is preferable to drawn-out negotiation when danger is imminent
  • Following command directives is crucial to mission success
Character traits
practical dutiful slightly defensive
Follow William Riker's journey

Concerned and morally uneasy, shifting to bemused resignation as predicted trauma unspools into comic chaos.

Voices empathetic cultural caution about beaming centuries‑isolated people without warning, then registers the ensuing chaos with a stifled giggle and a shrug when Picard's order is enacted.

Goals in this moment
  • Protect the psychological welfare of the isolated colonists
  • Advise command on culturally prudent procedures to minimize harm
Active beliefs
  • Sudden technological contact can traumatize people who've been isolated for centuries
  • Ethical caution should shape Starfleet's approach to civilian populations
Character traits
empathetic culturally sensitive wry
Follow Deanna Troi's journey

Objects Involved

Significant items in this scene

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Enterprise Defensive Shields

The ship's defensive shields are referenced as the constraint that dictates narrow transporter windows between stellar flares; Worf cites shield timing as a key tactical limitation driving Picard's urgency.

Before: Standard defensive posture with scheduled modulation windows between …
After: Temporally constraining the evacuation; remains operational but limits …
Before: Standard defensive posture with scheduled modulation windows between flares.
After: Temporally constraining the evacuation; remains operational but limits continuous transport, increasing pressure on timing.
Primitive 21st‑Century Satellite

The primitive 21st‑century monitoring satellite is the discovery clue that alerted Starfleet to the colony's plight and triggers the rescue sequence; Data references it earlier as evidence of contactability.

Before: Actively broadcasting a weak distress ping; detected by …
After: Still broadcasting but functionally irrelevant to the immediate …
Before: Actively broadcasting a weak distress ping; detected by Enterprise sensors.
After: Still broadcasting but functionally irrelevant to the immediate evacuation; remains as a historical/diagnostic artifact.
Colony Goats (Evacuated Livestock)

A small herd of colony goats is beamed up and becomes the most audible and sympathetic catalyst of chaos — their bleating pierces the bridge noise, forcing command to reckon with the physical reality of the refugees' attachments.

Before: Confined in transport pens on the planet clustered …
After: Loose on the transporter pad and noisy in …
Before: Confined in transport pens on the planet clustered with their handlers.
After: Loose on the transporter pad and noisy in the transporter room; require immediate handling and containment by crew or refugees.
Enterprise Transporter System

The Enterprise transporter system is the operational mechanism enabling the emergency extraction; Picard's order activates mass beaming, and the system is immediately stressed by simultaneous organic targets (people and animals) that complicate locking and safety protocols.

Before: Idle but ready; pattern buffers and consoles manned, …
After: Actively in use and strained; operating under chaotic …
Before: Idle but ready; pattern buffers and consoles manned, awaiting authorization to begin evacuation.
After: Actively in use and strained; operating under chaotic conditions with unplanned animal transference and logistical overload.
Local Artificial Power Source

The local artificial power source is noted by Worf as absent; its nonexistence explains the colony's isolation and reinforces the urgency — a climatic driver behind Picard's decision to evacuate rather than attempt prolonged aid.

Before: Nonexistent or inactive on the planet — the …
After: Remains absent; its absence continues to justify extraction …
Before: Nonexistent or inactive on the planet — the colony lacks ship-scale electrical infrastructure.
After: Remains absent; its absence continues to justify extraction rather than long-term support.
Mariposa Livestock (Pigs)

Mariposa livestock (pigs) appear on the manifests and are among the organic cargo beamed aboard; their muddied presence and squeals provide material evidence of the colony's agrarian life and complicate onboard containment.

Before: Confined in transport crates on the planet; catalogued …
After: Beamed into the transporter room, noisy and soiled; …
Before: Confined in transport crates on the planet; catalogued on cargo manifests.
After: Beamed into the transporter room, noisy and soiled; require immediate containment and care aboard the ship.
Mariposan Cargo Chickens

Mariposan cargo chickens arrive with the refugees, their clucking and fluttering intensifying sensory chaos; a hen is even coughed into a corridor, attracting Picard and Worf's attention and underscoring the unpreparedness of Starfleet for this culture's priorities.

Before: Housed in makeshift crates on the planet as …
After: Loose and noisy aboard the transport platform and …
Before: Housed in makeshift crates on the planet as part of the colony's provisions.
After: Loose and noisy aboard the transport platform and nearby corridors, challenging containment and sanitation.
USS Enterprise Transporter Pad

The transporter platform receives the first wave of refugees and livestock; its surface becomes littered with straw, animals and people, becoming the physical locus of the scene's sensory disorder and O'Brien's immediate operational challenge.

Before: Clear, humming with readiness within Transporter Room Three.
After: Cluttered and chaotic with animals and refugees disembarking; …
Before: Clear, humming with readiness within Transporter Room Three.
After: Cluttered and chaotic with animals and refugees disembarking; operationally compromised and requiring rapid management.

Location Details

Places and their significance in this event

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Transporter Room Three

Transporter Room Three is the staging ground where Picard's abstract command becomes embodied: refugees and livestock materialize on the pad, converting procedural space into a sensory, logistical crucible that tests Starfleet's operational protocols and compassion.

Atmosphere Chaotically bustling — a clash of straw, animal noises, human voices and technical alarms.
Function Operational bay for mass evacuation; primary site of the scene's physical conflict between procedure and …
Symbolism Represents the collision between institutional order and lived human need; a place where policy meets …
Access Functionally open during evacuation but normally restricted to transport staff; in the event, refugees and …
Hum of transporter coils undercut by bleating and clucking Straw and animal waste smearing the platform surface Bright technical consoles contrasted with organic chaos

Narrative Connections

How this event relates to others in the story

What led here 3
Causal

"Interception of the archaic SOS directly drives the Enterprise to scan the planet where human life and a monitoring satellite are detected."

The Ficus Beacon — Echo of a Lost Colony
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Causal

"Picard’s urgent evacuation order results in the chaotic transporter arrivals of Bringloidi and livestock."

Detection, Ultimatum, and the Rush to Transport
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Causal

"Picard’s urgent evacuation order results in the chaotic transporter arrivals of Bringloidi and livestock."

Evacuation Before Diplomacy
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What this causes 4
Callback

"The initial detection of a monitoring satellite is paid off when Picard identifies it as the Mariposan distress satellite that protected the Bringloidi."

Oral History and the 'Guard in Heaven' Revelation
S2E18 · STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION …
Callback

"The initial detection of a monitoring satellite is paid off when Picard identifies it as the Mariposan distress satellite that protected the Bringloidi."

Guard in Heaven — Picard's Dual‑Colony Insight
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Causal

"Picard’s urgent evacuation order results in the chaotic transporter arrivals of Bringloidi and livestock."

Detection, Ultimatum, and the Rush to Transport
S2E18 · STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION …
Causal

"Picard’s urgent evacuation order results in the chaotic transporter arrivals of Bringloidi and livestock."

Evacuation Before Diplomacy
S2E18 · STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION …

Themes This Exemplifies

Thematic resonance and meaning

Part of Larger Arcs

Key Dialogue

"TROI: Captain, these people have been isolated for three hundred years. We cannot beam them to the Enterprise without warning."
"PICARD: I'm not interested, Commander. Initiate the transport."
"O'BRIEN: Uh... Captain, you better get down here."