Too Cold for a Parade / The Missing Bible
Plot Beats
The narrative micro-steps within this event
Bartlet and Abbey discuss the decision to cancel the parade due to cold weather, revealing Bartlet's stubbornness and Abbey's teasing nature.
Bartlet reminisces about walking to school in cold weather, showcasing his pride and Abbey's ability to puncture his ego.
Who Was There
Characters present in this moment
Practical urgency — focused on solving the immediate problem with steady competence, slightly embarrassed by the lapse but determined to fix it.
Charlie arrives in the underground lot, informs the President directly that the Bible is not there, explains the train and unpaid rooms problem, and immediately runs off to the House Library to retrieve an alternate Bible.
- • Inform the President and secure a replacement Bible as fast as possible.
- • Mitigate the embarrassment and procedural failure by producing a practical solution.
- • Practical improvisation is the right response to logistical failure.
- • There are always institutional resources (like the House Library) that can be tapped in a pinch.
Calmly pragmatic — not surprised by institutional glitches and focused on next steps rather than complaint.
Representing Ed and Larry, Other Staffers walk with the President, answer Charlie's question about the House Library having a Bible, and provide practical confirmation that supports Charlie's immediate plan.
- • Confirm availability of a backup Bible to enable swift retrieval.
- • Support the President and staff by providing accurate, concise information.
- • The House Library will have necessary ceremonial items if official ones fail to arrive.
- • Small logistical problems are best handled quickly and quietly without dramatics.
Irritated but amused — surface humor gives way to a quietly indignant frustration about disrespecting ritual and sloppy administration.
Josiah Bartlet moves from lighthearted banter with Abbey to irritated disbelief when told the ceremonial Bible is missing; he questions the logistics, moral courtesy of borrowing a Bible, and the chain of decisions that led to the failure.
- • Preserve the dignity and continuity of the inauguration ritual.
- • Diagnose and resolve the logistical failure quickly (implicitly by prompting staff to fetch a replacement).
- • Ceremonial rituals (oaths on a Bible) merit basic respect and preparation.
- • Institutional carelessness (cost-cutting) undermines the dignity of office and should be called out.
N/A (off-screen) — represented through characters' mild reproach and teasing over administrative decisions.
The Inauguration Chairman is discussed by Abbey and Bartlet as the decision-maker who canceled the parade and as a regional figure; he functions off-stage as the administrative authority whose choices have ceremonial consequences.
- • Ensure the inauguration proceeds safely (as inferred in the decision to cancel the parade).
- • Manage logistics within committee constraints and budgetary limits.
- • Practical concerns (safety, budget) should guide ceremonial decisions.
- • Regional and procedural loyalties inform decision-making.
N/A (referenced) — their invocation invites laughter and deflation of tension.
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy are invoked by Abbey (and referenced by Bartlet) as a comic shorthand for bumbling mishaps that have affected the inauguration logistics; they are not present but serve as pointed cultural shorthand.
- • Function rhetorically to deflate tension and provide comic framing for a logistical failure.
- • Allow characters to express frustration through humor rather than blunt anger.
- • Comedy can be used to mask or temper irritation.
- • Invoking familiar cultural icons makes bureaucratic folly feel more human and less catastrophic.
Objects Involved
Significant items in this scene
The House-Library Bible is invoked as the immediate contingency: Charlie asks if the House Library has a Bible and then runs off to fetch it, transforming the object into the story's near-term solution to the ceremonial failure.
The Metroliner is the proximate cause of the missing ceremonial Bible: frozen tracks have stranded the train outside Philadelphia, preventing the Bible's delivery and producing the cascade of logistical failures explained by Charlie.
The four train tickets are mentioned as evidence of the failed transportation plan and the broader cost-cutting that contributed to the Bible's absence; they concretize administrative thrift as a narrative cause.
The four unpaid hotel rooms are invoked as the fiscal decision that left the Bible's handlers without lodging, contributing directly to the failure of the Bible's timely arrival and dramatizing petty bureaucracy undermining ritual.
The inaugural limousine is the immediate private setting for the President and Abbey's teasing, carrying them through the procession until it pulls into the underground lot where the missing-Bible revelation occurs. It functions as intimate theatrical space that collapses into a backstage administrative zone.
Location Details
Places and their significance in this event
Philadelphia is the geographic locus of the logistical failure: frozen tracks outside the city strand the Metroliner, preventing the Bible's delivery and producing the chain of administrative failings described.
New York is referenced as the Bible's prior location and underlines the chain of logistics required to move ceremonial objects between cities for the inauguration.
The Presidential Limousine is the enclosed, private locus of marital banter and initial exposition; it frames Bartlet and Abbey's relationship and sets the intimate tone before the ceremony's administrative rupture is revealed.
The House Library is invoked as the immediate contingency source for a replacement Bible; its shelves represent institutional redundancy and the pragmatic resources of government available when official plans fail.
Pennsylvania Avenue is referenced to emphasize the public, ceremonial route the President would have walked, framing the parade question and highlighting the contrast between public pageantry and backstage dysfunction.
The underground parking lot is where the motorcade halts and the veil of ceremony is peeled back, becoming a utilitarian space where staff land, assess the problem, and dispatch someone to fetch a replacement Bible.
Organizations Involved
Institutional presence and influence
The Inaugural Committee is the institutional actor whose cost-saving decision not to pay for hotel rooms is explicitly blamed for the Bible handlers being stranded and the Bible failing to arrive; its fiscal choices directly shape the scene's conflict.
Narrative Connections
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Key Dialogue
"ABBEY: "Because of Laurel and Hardy?""
"BARTLET: "Too cold for a parade. Bunch of tanned-ass Southerners.""
"BARTLET: "It's here?" CHARLIE: "No, sir.""